Sunday, February 10, 2013

Rest In Peace, Ian Shallowbottom

Lead singer of the band Chet Retorted, Ian Shallowbottom, was killed in a one car accident late last Saturday when a 1978 Fiat fell on his head.

"It's just the sort of stage trick you do a million times," explained a noticeably regretful Lem Cranston, the Retort's stage manager, "you just get a little nonchalant one time and..."

When asked if The Retort (as they are known by their fans) would pull out of the Mildly Dirty But Still Largely Usable Utensils Tour, Retort publicist Katarina Burger said "Probably not, Ian wasn't very talented or well liked. We'll probably just replace him."

Rest in peace, Ian Shallowbottom



2 comments:

  1. I can't believe it has been over a year since he left us... at that strip club with a huge tab.

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  2. I can't believe it has been a year since he left us... in that strip club with a $2,000 tab.

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