Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Rest of Universe Sues NASCAR Fans For Damages

In a shocking twist of events bordering on improbability, but certainly crossing over the line of incredulity, the rest of the Universe has countersued the fans injured at last weeks' race at Daytona Speedway that are suing NASCAR.

"They showed a brazen lack of judgement that has resulted in great pain and suffering to those of us in the Universe who are not toothless morons," said Alexander Surestuff, attorney for The People of the Universe v Fans Injured In Race At A Speedway Where Two Ton Vehicles Travel At 200 Miles Per Hour Literally Feet In front of Your Face.

Good luck, Mr. Surestuff. I await my check.

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