Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Illinois Proposes Removing Polling Places From Schools and Into Churches So Priests Can Have Equal Shot At Fresh Meat

A new proposal in the Illinois House would prohibit election polling places from being in public schools for fear of exposing children to sex offenders, and would move them to safer locations like Catholic churches so priests can get an equal shot at the fresh meat. 

Sadly, I don't even have the brainpower to make something that fucking stupid up so here's the story from WIFR in Rockford.


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