Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Rockford, Illinois Changes Tourism Slogan To "How About a Pity Fuck?"

The beleaguered city of Rockford, Illinois, rated America's third most miserable city by Forbes Magazine, has changed its Tourism slogan from the botched Misery Loves Company to Rockford: How About a Pity Fuck?

Rockford, known for wasting 2.5 million dollars on this piece of shit sculpture no one ever liked and plopping it down in the middle of the blighted city's formerly economically vital epicenter, recently approved $100,000 tax dollars to launch the equally idiotic Misery Loves Company tourism campaign.

No further joke necessary.

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