Saturday, March 2, 2013

Sinkhole Apologizes For Swallowing Florida Man, Claims Sex Addiction

The sink hole that swallowed a Florida man earlier this week apologized to the man's family and admitted in a tearful press conference that he is a sex addict. 

"I feel really bad about this, you know," SinkHole said to the assembled presses of the world. Answering a question from The Sinkhole Enthusiast as to whether SinkHole would seek treatment for its sex addiction, SinkHole replied "It's really hard to find a good program and work the steps when you're, you know, a geological phenomenon" SinkHole responded. 

What next, SinkHole, what next?

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