Thursday, February 13, 2014

Sinkhole Relapses, Swallows Corvettes

The sinkhole that swallowed a Florida man last March, then promptly checked into a clinic for sex addiction, was at it again this week when it swallowed eight Corvettes at the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green. 

"You don't know what it's like to be consumed by the insatiable urge to suck" said Sinkhole in a press conference before the assembled presses of the world. 

When asked if Sinkhole would be sucking again any time in the near future, Sinkhole remained noncommittal, but did add voluntarilly, "Only a dumbass drives around in fiberglass."