Monday, June 23, 2014

Man Desperate For Attention On Monday Afternoon Becomes First Human To Actually Make Tits Boring

Momus Shrugged staff writer Lester Ramson was so bored and starved for attention this afternoon that he succumbed to the temptation to exploit the female mammary gland to draw attention to his articles. After receiving only six views despite a furious Twitter campaign, Mr. Ramson has been dismissed from the Momus Shrugged staff for doing what was previously deemed impossible... making tits boring. Lester's insistent conviction that he is funny will be missed around the office, but seriously, if you can't sell tits to idiotic Americans, you gots to go. 

Now go home and get your shine boxes.



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