Friday, April 24, 2015

Painting of Oprah Winfrey's Pussy Sells To Stedman Graham For One Million Dollars

A painting of Oprah Winfrey's pussy by artist Thomas L. Vaultonburg recently sold to kept man Stedman Graham for one million dollars. When asked why he was willing to pay one million dollars for the painting, Graham answered, "I just wanted to see Oprah's pussy for once. Besides, it all comes out of my weekly allowance anyway."


Two of these men have seen a pussy. Probably even Oprah's pussy. The third is Stedman Graham. You too can see Oprah's Pussy here.





Thursday, April 23, 2015

A Week Out of Rehab, Sinkhole relapses, Swallows British MILF

Less than a week out of rehab, Sink Hole is at it again, this time swallowing a British woman as she was on her way to a porno audition. 


"She was asking for it," said a clearly intoxicated Sink Hole about Fulham resident Molly Flumoxx, better known as Buster something. Go fuck yourselves.