Getting Banned By These Gwats For Writing the Perfect Joke Is An Honor

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Bitches, I was banned from funny a long time ago, but I see you're not banned from self-righteous, self-appointed, and self-proclaimed guardian of all that is worthy of being seen by other people brigade.

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I thought the Oprah joke was perfect.

It sort of was. Oprah Winfrey's Pussy 

You have been banned from the Universe

I also think Wikipedia editors are just the bees knees

Dr. Evazan: He doesn't like you.
Luke Skywalker: Sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't like you either! You just watch yourself! We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke Skywalker: I'll be careful.

Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!

Well, I've got the shadowban on twenty-nine planets, amigo, and I'll still be going to my friend Brett's to watch The Royal Rumble tonight, and drinking a Blue Moon I bought with my own money, so go take a flying shit in the rain.