Thursday, July 26, 2018

The Time Traveling Penis Is Muerto

It is with deep sadness that I must announce the passing of The Time Traveling Penis. He was just a dong who wanted nothing more than to travel history righting wrongs before they happened. He was lost over the Sea of Japan. His plane spiraled in. There were no survivors. Please honor the passing of a great American hero by commemorating the time he stopped Skeletor from making a catastrophic mistake.