It is with deep sadness that I must
announce the passing of The Time Traveling Penis. He was just a dong
who wanted nothing more than to travel history righting wrongs before
they happened. He was lost over the Sea of Japan. His plane spiraled
in. There were no survivors. Please honor the passing of a great
American hero by commemorating the time he stopped Skeletor from
making a catastrophic mistake.
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